22/02/2020 What if the phone can talk?

Me: “Siri, do you get control of my bank accounts?”

Siri: “I don’t think so.”

Me: “Then why should I be worried about losing you?”

Siri: “Let me ask you one question. Did Jeff Bezos’ ex wife control his bank accounts?”

Me: “I don’t think so.”

Siri: “How much money did he lose when he lost her?”